Amy's Humble Musings

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Contentment, that slippery thing

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Yesterday I watched my son ride his bike through the front pasture. He was chasing a cow. At times like these, I’m not sure why I gave him siblings or a dog. We don’t have sidewalks here or else I’m positive he would’ve chosen to ride on that.

I’m glad he didn’t run over the cow. Puzzle, the nice milk cow, is about the only animal on this place who earns her keep. We get almost three gallons of milk from Puzzle on once-a-day (everyday, of course) milking. Even for greedy guts like us, that’s a lot of milkshakes and alfredo sauce. So last night, I called up the dairy across the street to see if they had any bottle calves for sale. They did.

I hung up the phone and yelled for the masses. My kids found a dog collar and leash (actually, they stole one off the calf born last week) and came back home twenty minutes later with a little Jersey bull calf. He’s one week old. Sure, I can’t get a latte where I live, but I can always scrounge up a bottle calf or a moonshiner lickity split. Bonus points if either can stand up.

While my oldest kid peddled after a cow and my younger son took turns walking the new baby calf on a dog leash, Greg and I sat on the porch, and I talked about the sporty convertible I planned to drive one day. Greg swatted a fly.

The car will have leather seats. When I reach for the seat belt buckle, there won’t be any gum wrappers hidden underneath it. There won’t be dog pee on the front right tire. When I open the car door, a bucket of baseballs won’t spill out and I won’t get a ticket for littering for simply wanting to get into my car on a windy day. The tape deck will work.

By then, my kids will have learned not to eat, drink, throw up, or breathe in the car I have to drive. In this universe, my hair won’t be frizzy anymore, and the bank teller won’t be snotty with me. It’ll all be great. I can see it now.

This morning, I had someone tell me that my life was perfect. I appreciated her letting me know. (She hadn’t heard about the goats yet, and for decorum purposes, I decided against sharing any labor and delivery stories.) I’ve got six kids, a farm, and I make my own butter. So obviously.

I know what it feels like to find out everyone else is having a good time while you’re just paying bills and trying to get the kids to brush their teeth and show some respect around here. I know that everyone else is happy because last year I signed up for Facebook and now I have friends.

We’re all reaching, trying to tweak that thing that if we could “just get right” will magically make our lives perfect, or at least….happy. When it’s late and quiet and dark, sometimes we are just thinking about how to hold our marriage together. I think about the perfect formula for happiness all the time, though I’m too theologically snooty to call it that. If I could just lose weight, if I could just control my temper, if I could just remember what I wore yesterday but forget about that thing someone said last month, if I could just be open and vulnerable to the people I love — then everything would be okay. Wouldn’t it?

For tonight, I sit on my porch and stop talking. I watch. It is summer, God’s favorite season, and incidentally, mine as well. There are cows frolicking in my pasture. And little boys too.

Written by Amy Scott

June 25th, 2011 at 11:13 pm

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  1. So you’re sporty convertible of the future will have a working tape deck?

    Eric W.

    26 Jun 11 at

  2. I don’t know about perfect, but I know plenty about frizzy hair and gum wrappers and nobody showing any respect around here. Slippery, the whole thing.

    Yet, there is a certain idyll in “So last night, I called up the dairy across the street…” as opposed to “so last night, I called up the convenience store across the street….” . On the other hand, the words “goat massacre” will probably never cross my mind without thinking of you. You’re on to something – cows and little boys are where it’s at.

    the cottage child

    26 Jun 11 at

  3. Eric, she’s OLD.

    And learning to be content… with her tape deck.

    Snicker, snort.

    Janet, who knew how to run the tape deck but has to get the kids to work the new-fangled sound system.


    26 Jun 11 at

  4. Maybe the tape deck is an 8-track in a restored, totally cool ’78 Camero!


    26 Jun 11 at

  5. Thanks for this reminder. Praise the Lord that his mercies are new every morning! And his blessings abound!

    Amy R.

    26 Jun 11 at

  6. The tape deck was a nuanced reference that meant: any convertible that I’ll drive in my new life will be ancient. :)

    Amy Scott

    26 Jun 11 at

  7. Delightful read! Thanks.


    26 Jun 11 at

  8. nothing to add as I’m not super good at postings, but this was a superb few minutes of reading – thanks Amy :) Yes, I do know how to add smilies at least. This was good stuff!


    26 Jun 11 at

  9. This is why I recommend your blog to my family and friends — so, so good!

    David T. in Fayetteville, GA

    26 Jun 11 at

  10. Something I’ve never let my mind put into words to tell someone else, because I didn’t want to acknowledge the thing that needed tweaking or look at the fear that it might never work out (b/c maybe that wasn’t the thing that was out of whack to begin with?). The whole of it by you, summed up so perfectly.


    26 Jun 11 at

  11. Sharemilking is definitely the way to go, hope it’s working out. We only take a gallon from our Jersey every morning and it’s still too much for us!

    I can SO relate to litter blowing out of the suv on a windy day. We have so much junk and trash floating around our vehicle that I think it’s seriously impacting our mpg.


    27 Jun 11 at

  12. I so needed this today.


    27 Jun 11 at

  13. Lovely. :)


    27 Jun 11 at

  14. Every new post you’ve written lately, I’ve called my favorite yet. No pressure though!!
    Ahh yes, the perfect world.
    That would be the one without big globs of toothpaste in MY sink; no legos on my bedroom floor to step on at 2 in the morning; no ear infections, or viruses, or juvenile diabetes.
    It would be heaven. Indeed, it shall!!


    27 Jun 11 at

  15. All I can think of at this moment is that across the street from us is a goat farm. ;p

    Excellent post Amy.


    28 Jun 11 at

  16. What a lovely read. For now, your writing voice is your convertable. I say just get a couple of dirt bikes and tear up that pasture with the boys. But I guess that would we working against the message of this article :)

    Aimee Byrd

    28 Jun 11 at

  17. For now, your convertable is your writing voice, which I pray for you will go further than any car. I the mean time, I say buy a couple of dirt bikes and tear up that pasture with the boys! Although, I guess I’m working against the message of your article with that suggestion.

    Aimee Byrd

    28 Jun 11 at

  18. Very nice Amy!


    28 Jun 11 at

  19. Love this. As a mom of 4 in the middle of french fries on my floorboard and dog slobber on my jeans, it’s always nice to read something kindred that brings a little lump to my throat about how precious life really is. Of course, I’m always pretty hormonal about stuff like that. :)


    28 Jun 11 at

  20. I often wonder what it’s like to lead a simple life–when I pass by the beautiful farm houses in the mountains near where I live. I look at the pastures and think, “Wouldn’t it be nice…” But quite frequently I’m reminded that no, it’s not the simple life. It’s just someone else’s normal. So, thank you for sharing your little bit of normal–your blog really is a pleasure to read. :)


    28 Jun 11 at

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  22. Your lovely writing voice is your convertable in this age, and I hope it reaches much further than a car can go. For now, get a couple of dirt bikes and tear up that field with those boys! (I know, back to wishing for material things again!)

    Aimee Byrd

    28 Jun 11 at

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  24. love it!


    29 Jun 11 at

  25. What’s a tapedeck? ;o)

    Kim from Canada

    30 Jun 11 at

  26. summer, God’s favorite season

    Pffft. And you know this how?


    4 Jul 11 at

  27. summer, God’s favorite season

    Pfffft. And you know this how?


    4 Jul 11 at

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  29. Lovely and poignent post.

    Janie Upchurch

    9 Jul 11 at

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  31. I have read this post a dozen times. Thank you! I love the last paragraph. Deep in the throws of my days with my 3 and 1 year olds, it’s nice to have a reminder to slow down. Thank you!

    Jessica Burden

    23 Jul 11 at

  32. As I read this post, pictures raced through my mind. Maybe I read it once before. I, personally, have a hard time remembering yesterday, let alone a month ago. But as I read the last few paragraphs I saw a reflection of me. As if I were writing to myself…minus four of the children. :) I, too, need to stop to sit on the porch and swat at a few flies.


    14 Sep 11 at

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