An unwanted boy was aborted three times and lived. He’s two years old now, and I’m scanning headlines to see when his mother will file the lawsuit against him for infringing on her rights. Perhaps she’ll wait a few years until he has a good job before she files? Here’s the best part:

Dr Paul Clarke, one of the report’s authors and the baby’s doctor at Hope hospital in Salford, Greater Manchester, said: “This mother went through extreme hardship waiting to see if her baby was going to make it. She was told to expect him to die so many times. I am full of admiration for her.”

Next thing you know, she’ll be on Oprah receiving the Mother of the Year award. May God have mercy on us for calling evil things “good” while we carry on doing what is right in our own eyes.