On our walk yesterday, I crossed my ducklings at the crosswalk. (I am a law-abiding citizen.) An older woman impatiently tried to make a left-hand turn and inched closer and closer to my ducklings. I corralled my littles, turned around, and quacked, “Can you just WAIT?!”

She made hand gestures, yelled obscenities, and sped off around us.

Country roads don’t have cross-walks and mean folks.

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