How many writers can claim that they’ve had 100% of the articles they’ve submitted for publication published? In keeping with the humble theme of this site, I’d like to point out that I can now claim this status. Yes, I’ve had every single one of my articles published. Yep, all one of them.

I won’t point out that I wrote the humbling thing ( —-link is now expired—- ) seven years ago, and that it took the magazine this long to run out of good things to publish. Yes, it took them seven years to find a spot for it. No, it’s not the cover story. It didn’t even make it in the back small-print articles. It’s worse than that. It’s a web article, but my husband assures me that it still counts. In this day and age, anyway.

It took me about ten minutes to find it, and I knew it was posted.

Even with professional editors, my yet-to-be honed writing shines through. But, give me a break. How would you like it if I printed something you wrote seven years ago? I’ve noticed some bloggers won’t even list their archives from the last several months.

It’s just as well, though, as I’m always on the lookout to justify my lame blog title. As my latest malady keeps my posture bent low, it is only fitting that my spirit should follow suit.

Any humility, real or imagined, is intended for entertainment purposes only.