Before I waste any more money on pesticides and any more time on Google, I’d like to know what it is that I’m trying to kill. (For any organic gardeners, vegetables don’t grow in the Florida summer heat, so don’t worry about me poisoning the family.) These white bugs breed underneath the leaf, and then move on to destroy everything in its path.

under leaf 01

This is the middle stage.

bugs

This is the fully morphed creature that I’m trying to name so that I can pronounce my curses on the thing more effectively. “Die! Aphid! Die!” sounds a lot better than, “Go away and stop living, you thing.” This is the big feller here on my sick looking Don Juan Climbing Rose. The rose bush isn’t wielding any affections right now, though. Mr. Don needs a makeover show.

more bug

On a related note, over the years I’ve found that while impatiens can be easy to grow, microscopic bugs that look more like a fungus than an insect also easily kill them overnight. You go to bed with everything looking lush and wake up to your entire impatient bed lying on the ground. Easy to grow; easy to kill. Tomatoes are kind of like that too. Come to think of it, so is my hair. I know there are other ways to style one’s hair other than piling it on top on one’s head everyday, but I can’t think of any.

impatients

To complete this profound post, I’m also asking if anyone (Rick, Valerie, Mr. Kalm?) knows the name of the flower below. I planted a couple of these before the hurricanes last year, and of course, all my annuals and young perennials had to be replaced (or rather, just ignored). Anyway, I thought these had a distinct leaf on them and decided not to pull them during weeding. Apparently, they self-seed and reproduce without any prodding on my part. They also tolerate the heat very well. So, I think this might be a plant that I want to put in multiple areas, as I need low-maintenance specimens. That’s just so I can better concentrate on my more “active higher maintenance specimens,” found inside, outside, in trees, and in pools. They also make good snacks for their mom and are pretty disease and pest resistant.

what is this