Instructions
Tuesday, Jan 10, 2006
When giving directions, it is important to be thorough and clear. It is not enough that I know the outcome I’m hoping for; I need to take the time and energy to communicate it clearly to others. Children, especially, need clarity, as life experience might not fill in the gaps that adults assumedly possess. Which brings me to another point– don’t assume anything.
The day was like any other day in our current string-of-days: I was on the couch, nursing my third-trimester state with a bowl of cherries, and giving instructions to my oldest arrow to begin dinner preparations. On the menu was a simple dinner of baked potatoes with fixins’ and a salad. I instructed my son to turn on the oven, wash nine potatoes, poke a hole in them, and then place them in the oven.
He brought me a potato and a knife and asked pointedly how I wanted the hole to be poked. I modeled the task, and gave him back the knife, instructing him to hurry along before the oven completely preheated. Then he asked from the kitchen what he should put the potatoes on.
[This is where I should have clarified.]
I replied that he should place the potatoes on a cutting board, to which he answered that they wouldn’t all fit.
[I should have clued in by now, but I didn’t.]
I told him that only one potato needed to fit on the board at a time. Minutes later, the smell of melting, burning, cooking plastic filled the air, along with my son’s shrieks. (Yes, he shrieked, but give him a break, as he’s still only seven.) He had placed the potatoes in the oven …on the plastic cutting board.
My third trimester self flew off the couch faster than when the UPS man rings the doorbell. I rescued the potatoes, pitched the cutting board, consoled the kid, fixed the salad, and wondered how many more years I’d have to go until I could give abbreviated instructions. If yesterday was any indication, I’d say there’s still some time.
It is a son’s duty to listen to instruction, but it is a mother’s obligation to make sure the instruction has some wisdom to it.
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge,
but fools despise wisdom and discipline.
Listen, my son, to your father’s instruction
and do not forsake your mother’s teaching.
They will be a garland to grace your head
and a chain to adorn your neck.
Proverbs 1:7-9
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Thank you again for sharing….I know how often that is true in my home. What a reminder that although abbreviated instructions are nice in our day to day lives…abbreviated instructions in spiritual training may reap similar results…Thanks again..God bless
Comment by Amy (January 10, 2006 @ 3:25 pm )
You are braver than I am! I’m still not sure about allowing the boys to use the oven! Princess, on the other hand, probably will be able to very early….
Comment by Lyn (January 10, 2006 @ 4:10 pm )
While he does know how to use an oven mitt, I don’t allow them to use the oven unsupervised. I thought if he could get the potatoes in while the oven was still cool, there’d be no problem.
Comment by Amy Scott (January 10, 2006 @ 4:24 pm )
The same situations happen at work because managers are not clear with their intentions or instructions. The issue of clarity will always be an issue.
Thank goodness most of us as adults know that a plastic cutting board does not belong in an oven.
But apparently there are some adults who do not know to turn off a curling iron to replace the broken spring and now springs are no longer available to purchase. Oh, don’t get me started….
Comment by Anita (January 10, 2006 @ 4:37 pm )
Oh my goodness! That reminds me of a story about my mom, when she was young, and her mother told her to put a package of corny dogs in the oven. “The WHOLE PACKAGE?!” she asked. “The whole package her mom told her,” meaning, of course, every corny dog in the package…I imagine she smelled something like what you smelled today.
Of course, let’s not mention when my mom told me to make tea and didn’t explain that the little wrappers on the tea bags have to come off…
Comment by Jeana (January 10, 2006 @ 7:20 pm )
All I could think while I was reading this was “wow 7 year olds can cook baked potatoes?”. My oldest is almost 5 so this gives me a little hope.
Comment by KC (January 10, 2006 @ 8:43 pm )
well, how long will this go on? Given you are in a “third trimester” state, lol you have awhile to go…”Be strong and take courage”
Blessings,
Suzi
Comment by lucyplusfour (January 10, 2006 @ 9:44 pm )
How is it that we can be laid out on the couch one minute, incapable of making a meal, and in the next instant we can muster up the strength to perform wondrous feats like flying off the couch and and then end up making the meal ourselves? If only I could always have that kind of magical energy when I’m fighting to escape the incredible gravitational pull of my couch.
Oh, and about looking forward to those days when you’ll be able to give abbreviated instructions to a guy in the kitchen. Don’t hold your breath sister–it may be a while. After fifteen years of marriage, I still have conversations like this:
Hubby: Where’s the cheese?
Me: (Resisting the urge to be sarcastic) The fridge.
Hubby: Um, where in the fridge? (as if 24 cubic feet is an area the size of the Grand Canyon, and searching for it unaided would take years)
Me: In the compartment where we always keep the lunchmeat and cheese. (resisting the urge to say “duh”)
Hubby: (finds cheese in it’s logical location) Well, how about that.
Me: Shakes head in utter amazement while reminding myself that he really is a sharp guy, just not while standing in front of an open fridge.
I just realized that in consecutive posts you reveal that your child handles both guns and knives. Your blog must make liberals twitch.
Comment by Jo in Orlando (January 11, 2006 @ 1:07 am )
Once when my MIL babysat, she thought that my plastic cutting board was a pizza stone and it melted all over the oven.
Comment by melissa (January 11, 2006 @ 10:31 am )
I have a while to go before any of this as number one is just about to turn one. It does make me grateful that God’s instructions never fail to tell us what we need to know, especially when it comes to salvation. Imagine if we were left to guess! It is just as well He can give us the wisdom to understand His instructions too. At least salvation is one thing that human error cannot ruin /melt/burn……you get the picture!
Comment by Susanna (January 11, 2006 @ 1:27 pm )
In light of National Delurking Week, I am here to say hi there! I am delurking to say that I am here, I do read your blog and my life is always a little more entertaining and blessed because of it!
Sherri
aka Scooby at A Place to Grow
Comment by Sherri (January 11, 2006 @ 6:14 pm )
Thank you for the good laugh!
At our house we say “This could be an “Amelia Bedelia” story. We don’t write them down though. I should work on that, Kudos to you Amy for doing it! I needed that laugh.
Comment by Kim Brenneman (January 11, 2006 @ 6:15 pm )
This is hilarious, although I’m sure it wasn’t that funny to clean up.
And, it also made me think of the instructions put on a medicine bottle for adults: Take two ‘by mouth’ daily. Do you think they now consider us children again? My elderly (88) Mother always gets a kick out of those instructions, saying,’where else do they think we’d put the pills?’
Comment by Barb (January 12, 2006 @ 10:39 am )
Sounds like the crazy things that happen in my house! My seven year old smoked us out about a month ago by heating up a pancake in the microwave. I still don’t exactly know what happened.
Comment by momanna98 (January 12, 2006 @ 11:45 am )
‘Tis a good thing that I wasn’t still drinking my tea when I read this - the monitor would have been sprayed with little droplets of beverage! Admittedly, it probably wasn’t humorous when it happened, but reading it as an outsider… ah, that was precious!
Ever consider sending it in to Reader’s Digest?
Have a wonderful day!
Comment by Hannah (January 12, 2006 @ 12:07 pm )
For a moment, I thought you were talking about my husband!!
Just today I sent him an email with detailed instructions on how to fix baby cereal for the baby.
This is just too funny, but think of it this way, when he is 35, he will know how to bake potatoes and do all sorts of things in the kitchen. And his wife will love him for that!
Comment by Kathryn (January 12, 2006 @ 3:24 pm )
I spoke with Amy on the phone just as she was clearing the air in her kitchen - she WAS laughing!
Comment by Tracey (January 13, 2006 @ 10:52 am )
My daughter just turned 1 so I haven’t yet experienced this with her (though my husband and I have gone some rounds over this kind of “communication”) and suddenly I have a 3 year old boy living in our home and I’m constantly finding that I have to find clearer and simpler ways to communicate with him! Your post was a humorous reminder of what could happen if I don’t figure out how to give instructions a little more detailed!
Comment by Laura (January 13, 2006 @ 11:59 am )
I did send in this one , but I never heard back.
Everyone, Thanks for the stories. I enjoyed them. I appreciate your sharing.
Comment by Amy (January 13, 2006 @ 12:59 pm )
Amy, that is just a riot! I know what you mean about the shreiks from a 7 year old ;). My daughter is 14 and it’s so wonderful to have her make a whole meal now and again. Your turn is coming!
Comment by Nancy Palmer (January 14, 2006 @ 8:56 pm )