Kid #1
Upon coming in from hitting some balls outside, my husband punches my son and says, “Hey, there, Slugger.” My son’s face turns downcast. He thought his dad called him a “sluggard.” Can you guess what book we’ve been reading during family worship?

Kid #2
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Kid #3
My four-year-old returned from the grocery store yesterday and showed my husband what she bought. Very plainly, sweetly, quietly she states, “Dad, look what I wasted my money on.”

Kid #4
We brought the new baby home from the hospital, and the 21-month-old was unsure of this new family member’s position. Would he be staying here?! The next morning, she gets up and searches the house, wondering from room to room. Finally, upon spying the newborn next to our bed, she calls her older sisters’ names and yells, “I find it! I find it!”

Kid #5
2 a.m., 4 a.m., 6 a.m., “Wahhhhhhhhhhh….”