I figured I wouldn’t have to start buying the forbidden-on-Ebay teacher manuals until at least fourth grade. Yes, fourth grade seems about right because I don’t want to work each long division problem myself. But this one stumped me:

Two ducks watch the wheels of the cars that pass. The first duck said she counted 24 wheels. The second duck said he counted only 22. Which was correct and why?

Naturally, whichever duckie was paying closer attention is correct. We can’t always assume that it’s the female, you know. But I assume there is a more logical answer to this one.