Turning pages
Tuesday, Dec 19, 2006
When I was in eighth grade (I’ll try not to make this boring), I was the pianist for our middle school chorus. At our grand year-end performance, my page turner dropped the entire score of music on the floor and just sat there. I continued on as far as my memory could take me—which was like two measures—then I stopped, got up, gathered the music while the director stopped the choir, and we started over. I’ll never forget it. The page turner, a lanky pimple faced boy, just watched me suffer through this embarrassment, as did several hundred of my eighth grade peers.
The good thing about this experience is that every time I’ve played since then, I’m able to tell myself, “Self, it can never get worse than that day back in the gym in eighth grade.” I find whenever I’m nervous, self-talk always helps me along.
The things I tell myself usually go like this: What audience could be a more hard-to-impress than 500 New Kids on the Block fans? Nobody is out to get you. Nobody has music in their hands, generally. Nobody is really even paying that much attention to you, as much as you’d like to think. If you’re playing the church offertory (which I think ought to be banned along with all restaurant smoking), people are usually concentrating on trying to unwrap their breath mint discretely more than they care that you just forgot that there was a key change. Really.
So the other night, I’m slated as the background noise to a talented violinist. I looked down to get this tricky part right, and when I looked up, I had no idea where we were. Suddenly, the church sanctuary is filled with teen boy group fans, the pit in my stomach reaches new lows, and my page turner feigns unaccountability.
Thankfully, a little chord theory saved my behind after the initial shock wore off. But instances like last night always set me back a few years. If I break out in I’ll Be Loving You Forever next time I’m up, you’ll know why.
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great post amy! so true, so true! thanks,julie harris
Comment by julie harris (December 19, 2006 @ 2:11 am )
Amy, wow! I’m glad you survived both instances. I play the violin a little…and I get so shaky and nervous infront of an audience that I promise myself to never do it again. But then I do. Next time, I will think of you and the page turner…
blessings,
Jenny in Ca
Comment by Jenny in Ca (December 19, 2006 @ 3:21 am )
This happened to me just last week. I was playing for our Christmas Carol Choir and just got too comfortable and then realised I didn’t know where I was in the music and that’s never a good place to be. I really believe God uses music to constantly keep me humble!
Comment by MicheleinNZ (December 19, 2006 @ 4:32 am )
Amy, I’ve been a reader for some time but have never commented. However, my skin goosefleshed with this one because I’m a pianist as well and I can so relate to this feeling. I can get up and speak extemporaneously in front of a crowd without nerves but the whole “piano performance” pressure really gives me a whole insect collection intestinal thingy. Thanks for the reminder that the playing is for the Maker of music and not personal kudos. Guess even piano flubs qualify under “make a joyful noise”! Thanks for your writing.
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You see, this is why I was a vocalist and not a pianist. When you sing, you can really fake it… especially if it’s not in English! I was notorious for making up new Italian phrases while performing. (French and German were harder.) I knew that normally no one but my voice teacher and her husband would know. Then in college, voice majors were also required to take piano. Ack! Then I was faced with piano juries. For some reason, the connection between my brain and my hands was always broken during juries. Those experiences solidified my thinking that I would never be a stellar pianist.
Comment by Laura in KY (December 19, 2006 @ 11:29 am )
i loved this entry:) it brought back a lot of memories from high school and college days when i played the piano. (and at some of the churches we have served since then as a fill-in.) the same lessons i learned in my piano playing days have served me well as a pastor’s wife. talking to myself to put whatever happens into perspective, realizing who my real audience is (Christ). When He is happy with what i am doing, it really doesn’t matter what others think.(that sounds much easier to say than i have been able to live it out!) my experience has often been that when He is happy, often “the establishment” isn’t. for this people-pleaser, that has been a hard reality, but in many ways, very liberating.
pardon my poor sentence structure today. it represents the way my mind it working:)
Comment by martha (December 19, 2006 @ 11:32 am )
I have a hard time imagining a more intense role for a student than the “student-choir-accompianist”. One day, you’re a nice, helpful-because-you-can-read-the-music alto, the next day you are the object of your classmates’ stares, the director’s glares (only when you’ve messed up), and are unknowlingly supposed to be reading the director’s mind. I go from playing easy Dino arrangements of hymns for church “special” music to looking at choral arrangements that seem to have been written for someone with four hands — or forty years of experience. I am 12.
And yes, the page turners. They pluck someone from the choir to sit beside you (hopefully, on their own seat) and maintain those seamless transitions from page to page. But do they pick someone who can read music? No, they do not, because they need that person in the struggling soprano section. They pick someone who doesn’t know a Coda from a Coke and who has a hard time paying attention. But that’s ok, because you work out a signal. You know, The Nod. When you get to about two measures from the end of the page, you tell them, you will nod slightly, and that is their signal to TURN THE PAGE. The time comes, you nod. You nod. You NOD. NODDING. NODDING!!!! Too late, you turn the page yourself, you lose the timing, the director looks at you…and glares.
God bless all former student-choir-accompianists.
Heather, a former S-C-A who thanks Amy for this trip down memory-lane
Comment by Heather (December 19, 2006 @ 11:57 am )
I have conquered the whole page turner phenomena: the photocopy machine & scotch tape. Works like a charm every time. (Yes, I know about copyright laws. I keep one unused original for each copy.) That & you need to learn to play from fake books. No page turner needed.
And yes… I had the same type of joyful experience just this Sunday! I leaned over to grab a piece of communion bread, that was just a teensy bit out of my reach and… !!!! Hit a dozen piano keys as the elder was praying. Lovely. The whole church heard. I have no doubts.
Ah the price of God keeping us humble servants huh? lol
Comment by Janel (December 19, 2006 @ 12:40 pm )
I’m not a pianist, Amy, but I do quite a lot of acting, and can relate completely to the chilling moments you describe here. (What’s my next line? PLEASE, GOD, WHAT’S MY NEXT LINE?????) Very evocative!
Is there something about the offertory in your service that makes piano-playing particularly odious? Is that the time when there’s the most silence, and you’re expected to play the toughest piece? I’m not too familiar with Baptist service, so I wondered if this was a “nemesis” thing for all Baptist church pianists.
Comment by Mrs. P. (December 19, 2006 @ 1:03 pm )
Yeah, I think the expectation to “perform” is there. Usually the pianist plays one of his finer pieces and everyone “ahhs” over it. I think skillful playing can glorify God, if the musician offers it to God. The weekly pressure isn’t something I particularly enjoy. When I am playing regularly, I usually do something low key (ha, ha) with more difficult pieces as time allows–usually once every 4 - 6 weeks. Thankfully, our church family is forgiving and kind, and I don’t find the expectations too bad/high at our present church. For the record, I don’t know that I’m particularly expressing my thoughts poignantly in this paragraph.
Oh, and we’re frozen-chosen Presbyterians, not Baptists.
Our casseroles and covered-dish dinners are surprisingly delicious, even still. I was kind of worried when we converted.
Right-o. I own all the fake books–music with chord charts written in. Do you know that I can’t read a regular hymn book fluently? I purchased a hymnal with chord charts, and that’s what I use to play in church. It makes improvising easier, even if I could read very well.
As far as page turners go, I don’t play music difficult enough to need one but maybe once a year. For most choral music, it gets a little busy at the end of the piece, and I usually tape another copy up for the last page turn. I turn my own pages, and I’ve only dropped a page maybe a dozen times. The fact that I’m pretty relaxed at some moments helps me to play with one hand as I scrounge and lean to grab the fallen pages.
Often what happens is that I turn, and then realize the left page is covering the right one and have to do a quick scoot with one hand.
Heather, Very funny about The Nod. I could write a whole post up about The Nod. I nod early, because they never do it early enough. Sometimes I even resort to saying, “Okay. OKAY. OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.”
Laura, The thing about singing is that my voice shakes when I’m nervous. How do you hide THAT?! Nobody sees my sweaty palms though, and in my opinion, mistakes are easier to hide when you’re playing piano. Oh, and you don’t have to look at anyone! Or stand in front of anyone! And nobody looks at what you’re wearing. And you’re usually background to someone who is performing, so their attention is on the singer or single instrument solo.
I’d be terribly annoying if I was truly great at anything, so I suppose the Lord has His way in keeping a girl humble.
Comment by Amy Scott (December 19, 2006 @ 2:44 pm )
“The Nod” makes me think about Victor Borgia (sp?). Have you seen his stuff? Extremely funny. I now firmly believe all page turners shoudl wear ties….
Comment by Tiffany (December 19, 2006 @ 3:30 pm )
Amy, you could just pretend that your shaking voice is a great vibrato!
For the record, I *never* looked at anyone when I sang semi-professionally. I always looked over the tops of everyone’s heads. It gives the impression that you’re looking at them, but you don’t make the eye to eye contact that can really throw someone off. In big performances my knees would shake, but thankfully my dresses covered them.
I’m with you on the offertories/performances. When I was younger, churches used to hire me to sing on Sunday mornings. I always sang at the same time - after the offertory and before the sermon. These churches had no idea if I was even a believer. *cringe*
Comment by Laura in KY (December 19, 2006 @ 5:17 pm )
Hooray! Another “eliminate the offeratory” fan! How do you find time to keep up on piano skills while raising those adorable children?
Comment by Carole (December 19, 2006 @ 5:25 pm )
How about trying to recover when you forget the words to a song you are singing? I no longer “perform” in church, since now we are reformed and have a, well, reformed way of looking at church performance
, BUT, I could be singing Jesus Loves Me, seriously, and as soon as I look out into that crowd of emotionless people (why do they look so disagreeable? I don’t think I sounded that bad!) the next words were GONE! Some people would just stop singing…not ME! I ended up singing jibberish–AS IF no one would notice I forgot my words! Anyway…our “non-performing” church status seems to suit me well.
Comment by Kelly (December 19, 2006 @ 5:37 pm )
My theory is the lanky pimple faced boy had a crush on you and was mortified by his own inepitude. He froze, realizing that any hope he had of asking you on a date had just vanished. I can relate to that kid. Except for the lanky part.
Comment by Brian (December 19, 2006 @ 6:08 pm )
“I purchased a hymnal with chord charts, and that’s what I use to play in church.”
Amy,
Would you please share the title of this hymnal? I have a daughter who is wonderful at composing hymns for piano and harp, but terrible at sight reading. This hymnal would probably be perfect for her.
BTW, being a church pianist myself, I understand the offeratory anxiety. Now that my husband is a pastor, our church does things a bit differently and we do not have a public offering time. (Actually, we do alot of things different from most independent Baptist churches.) Those who give can do so privately in a locked wooden box. Since our family provides all of the music, this ended up relieving the pressure to prepare something for each service.
Comment by Jean (December 19, 2006 @ 6:21 pm )
I’m soooo happy to know I’m not the only church piano player who can’t play out of hymnals! Thank you Lord!!! We did Go Tell it on the Mt. the other week and I had to figue out my own chords because nothing I owned had it! {gasp} {horror}
We’re at an independent Christian church, so we have communion every week. So not only do I have to do offeratory, I have to have 2 addition songs for bread & juice. You all have it easy. What are you complaining about? lol
I don’t mind. I just play a lot of rolling bass chords with a simple melody and everyone thinks I’m an angel… Try it, you might like it.
Yes! Would you please post the title?
Comment by Janel (December 19, 2006 @ 6:59 pm )
Musical performances!!! Aaarrrggghhhh!!!! Been there and done that and NEVER want to repeat!!!
His,
Mrs. U
http://www.makingahouseahome.blogspot.com
Comment by Mrs. U (December 20, 2006 @ 12:32 am )
I use a corresponding keyboard/rhythm hymnal to our congregation’s hymn book. So if they’re singing #213, I’m also on #213. The down part on this book is that it only has one verse, so you have to keep track in your head. I usually look over to see if anyone has closed their book because people do that on the last verse. Our church doesn’t have the screen projector thing going yet.
Here’s the book.
Comment by Amy Scott (December 20, 2006 @ 11:08 am )
You have to scroll down, BTW. It is $59.95.
Comment by Amy Scott (December 20, 2006 @ 11:09 am )
I don’t practice nearly enough, and my oven isn’t clean. (But my microwave is…I told ya, the dichotomies are very troubling!)
Comment by Amy Scott (December 20, 2006 @ 11:12 am )
New Kids on the Block, Oh you are killing me! I had completely forgotten all about them! What a flashback, and so funny!!!!!
Comment by Amy from Maine (December 20, 2006 @ 2:18 pm )
This was not boring Amy, it was hilarious, especially since I’m a musician too. Page turning is a funny thing. I remember when I was in college as a music major, I had an accompanist who didn’t usually have a page turner because she could usually do it herself. She had what I would call the “slap and turn” method. She would slap the page and then it would magically turn. One time I was turning pages for her while she was accompanying a friend of mine and I had to really pay attention because if I was late in turning the page, I would get slapped!
As to the performance anxiety, that is so annoying. A couple weeks ago our church choir and orchestra presented its Christmas program and I had a special part playing a penny whistle solo along with a snare drummer during an arrangement of Little Drummer Boy. The hardest part was before I went up there. While I was playing I was fine but the anticipation was is the worst. It always has been with me even though I’ve done many recitals, solos, etc. My son just started playing an instrument and he’s had some performance opportunities and it annoys me that he doesn’t get nervous at all, but me (the trained professional musician) gets nervous every time. Oh well.
Blessings to you.
Comment by Meredith B. (December 22, 2006 @ 1:14 pm )