Space ShuttleOne of the advantages of being married to a rocket scientist is that we start Rocket Science lessons in the cradle. Our students learn to assemble a rocket from scratch, paint/prepare rockets for launch, and then launch them. After that, we head to the park while someone (me) stands in a fire ant pile while everyone else gets in recovery position. (The Junior Recoverer is only 14 months, so he runs the wrong way.) Greg hooks up everything while hollering at me for safety violations.

We learn official terms for rocket activity, like, “The rocket crashed. It blew up…into fire.” Sometimes Greg will explain the trigonometry so that we can calculate the distance the rocket flew, but all anyone wants to know is how many parts got smashed, broken, or lost.

Well, that’s our exciting life. I wonder what proctologists do with their kids.

Here’s the not-too-exciting 5/16/07 video (RSS readers will probably have to click over to my site) of a scale model Saturn V and a scale model Space Shuttle.