My postpartum gift
Thursday, Sep 27, 2007
I keep interesting links in my sidebar under the heading, “Also Worth Reading.” Feel free to admit if it’s the only reason you visit or subscribe to this site. I can take it. Normally, I enjoy discussing our declining culture, women’s issues, and practical theology, but with a baby due in six weeks, I can’t seem to gravitate toward subjects other than Maternity and Babies. It’d be on your mind too if you had a 25-pound watermelon stuffed under your shirt, could barely walk, and considered a handful of Tums a great breakfast.
The tool that I use to publish the sidebar links, del.icio.us, is a quick, one-click step. I wouldn’t bother with links otherwise. The problem with this tool is that, so far as I know, users are restricted to just a few lines of commentary under the link. (If you’ve a javascript patch to forward, please do.) Often the available space is enough, but in this case it isn’t.
In order to appreciate the linked video below, you have to know the setup, which I can’t explain in one sentence.
So…Greg calls me over to the love seat for a surprise. He is working on his laptop. I sit down. He says, “Honey, I’ve got just the thing for you after this baby is born.” Knowing about all the nausea and vomiting, sciatica, labored breathing, painful walking, acid reflux, exhaustion, insomnia, low iron, dizziness, and other unmentionables this pregnancy has wrought, I thought, “Wow, he’s seen my pain and wants to give me a gift. What a guy!”
I waited for him to click on the Amazon link or something to show me the gift he’d bought. Would it be a feather mattress? An herbal basket of girly stuff? Well, no. Instead. Pause. Instead, this is what my husband wants to give me after the baby is born (some RSS readers need to click over to my site to view):
No, I didn’t clunk him on the head. I was too busy laughing because if you know me, this is just so…opposite and other than anything about me. I am not that cool.
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That is just wonderful! How funny.
I hope you are feeling good today..atleast as good as it can get. : )
Comment by Maria (September 27, 2007 @ 5:39 pm )
LOLOL!
I endured a painful pregnancy like that with this last baby and the little stinker turned out to be nearly 10 lbs. at birth.
I think I may have been moving just like that guy, givin’ praise after she was born. I was that happy to finally have the child on the outside!
Comment by Kerrie (September 27, 2007 @ 6:07 pm )
That is hilarious.
And, 6 more weeks, Amy?! That’s wonderful!
So soon and then [most] of those above symtoms (except for the exhaustion and insomnia, of course), will be over.
How are you feeling about your upcoming delivery? (Knowing that you’ve been a bit fearful of the pain…)
Blessings to you and yours,
~Stacy
Comment by Stacy (September 27, 2007 @ 6:30 pm )
I can’t imagine a 10 pound baby…my largest was 8 pounds, 14 ounces–which makes me cringe thinking about it again.
Comment by Amy Scott (September 27, 2007 @ 6:32 pm )
Stacy,
Thanks for asking about the fear. (I’ll ignore the part about 6 weeks being so soon.
) I’ve made huge progress, but I think it’s one of those things that’s hard to say until you’re “there.” I mean, I often feel confident, but then I’ll have a set back. It is all a mind thing, for sure. I hope to get a chance to write more about it as it gets closer. I’ve not updated my blog as much lately, just because I have other priorities here at home, but I hope to get a chance to talk a lot more about it in the next few weeks.
Comment by Amy Scott (September 27, 2007 @ 6:36 pm )
Is it bad that I’m eating a Snickers bar while watching that video?
Comment by Lady Why (September 27, 2007 @ 6:37 pm )
If that’s cool, may the Lord bless you and keep you uncool. Please.
Comment by Jeana (September 27, 2007 @ 6:39 pm )
Well that was the biggest laugh I’ve had in days:) The hormones are definitely kicking in over here so I needed that! That list of symptoms sure looked familiar. I told Casey the fact that I was looking forward to major surgery and it’s recovery should really say something:) I’m still waiting for my present….
Comment by Shannon M (September 27, 2007 @ 6:45 pm )
Oh… that’s just wrong. Really wrong. So funny.
Comment by kel (September 27, 2007 @ 6:51 pm )
I take it back - I take it back! The Monty Python thing is hysterical! It’s pretty close to my c-section experience, but funny:)
Comment by Shannon M (September 27, 2007 @ 6:54 pm )
I just had a baby a couple of weeks ago. Maybe I’ll head to Florida in a couple of months, and we can praise away those baby pounds together!

Comment by Kendra (September 27, 2007 @ 6:55 pm )
I just had a baby a couple of weeks ago. Maybe I’ll head to Florida in a couple of months, and we can praise away those baby pounds together!
Comment by Kendra (September 27, 2007 @ 6:55 pm )
Oh my word. That is so awful. And funny. But awful.
Comment by Emily (September 27, 2007 @ 6:57 pm )
Greg has WAY too much time on his hands! But Oh my goodness! That has everyone around here in stitches… even the baby is laughing at Matt’s whoop… Oh how funny. I’d like to see you do those moves…
Comment by Anonymous (September 27, 2007 @ 7:29 pm )
Sorry, Amy- that was Me!
Guess we were laughing too hard.
Comment by Petersonclan (September 27, 2007 @ 7:31 pm )
I want to know where Greg found that clip and WHY? I mean really, what was he searching for????
I got the moves down.
I kept hoping he’d add more move but then brother Paul kept forgetting his own moves.
And I really wanted to turn it off half way through but I was afraid I would miss something….
Comment by Janet (September 27, 2007 @ 8:24 pm )
I want to know how your hubby found that!
Comment by Sheila (September 27, 2007 @ 8:48 pm )
Greg subscribes to some site full of Christian oddities. He uses them as an intro to the class he teaches.
Yes, our favorite part is 4:45 - 4:00.
And that’s just it. Nine minutes of your life—down the tubes (unless you got up and grooved with him).
I kept waiting for the punchline.
Comment by Amy Scott (September 27, 2007 @ 9:18 pm )
Exactly! I definitely didn’t groove, and I didn’t even flip back to my reader because I was afraid I would miss the best part. On an unrelated note, this could be useful for homeschooling your youngins…do you have a physical education program?
Comment by Lisa (September 27, 2007 @ 9:37 pm )
You’re a nicer person than me. I would have decked him. You need foot rubs not an exercise video
Hang in there - Beth
ps my daughter was 10.05 pounds and my son was 9.6 so we know all about big babies in this house
Comment by Beth (September 27, 2007 @ 10:13 pm )
HaaaaHAAA! I LOVE IT! What’s wrong with you people? Can’t you see how awesome this is??!!
I was adopted at 2 months old. I think this guy is my brother.
Hahahaha
Comment by Kristi (September 27, 2007 @ 10:46 pm )
Comment by Leslie (September 27, 2007 @ 10:55 pm )
At first I thought this was funny. Then I asked myself, “funny ha-ha or funny strange?”. Then I realized it was BOTH! I kept trying to turn it off, I really did. But something about it made it hypnotic and I was drawn to it like watching a train wreck or something. The worst part is now I have the song going over and over and over again in my head with Bro Paul’s teeth smiling at me. Thankyouverymuch!
Comment by Michelle (September 27, 2007 @ 10:58 pm )
Amy-
That is just too funny!!!!!!! Praying your birth is beautiful!!!
Comment by Shanna (September 27, 2007 @ 10:58 pm )
Ok, that was so good. I really needed a laugh as I just had my 2nd homebirth three weeks ago this morning. So, total sleep deprivation and raging hormones are wreaking havoc on my emotions as I just pray that everyone will stay asleep for a few minutes so I can have a break. I’m glad I used those minutes to stop by your place.
I’ve had both my boys at home. After reading about so many women who had horrid hospital births and then went the home route later, I decided to have my first at home. Three days of prelabor were followed by 17 hours of hard labor with 2.5 hours of pushing. Everyone survived without even an aspirin.
So, fast forward 21 months…After waiting 12 days passed the due date–why do they give us those things anyway??? Baby #2 decided to arrive in five hours from the first painful contraction, to him being born. Too bad we waited so long to call the midwife as the baby arrived before she did. After #1 we figured we still had a long way to go. Nope. I spent almost the whole time alone not wanting to bother anyone. Whatever. Next time I’ll do it differently (CALL SOONER!), but I am just so thankful that He has given us such beautiful, perfect babies with no complications.
I’m glad we were already planning a homebirth or this one would have been born in the van. Homebirths are the best!!! I highly recommend them, even if most people I know think I’m nuts.
Seriously, feel few to email me for more details and encouragement. YOU CAN DO IT!!!
Comment by Kimberly (September 27, 2007 @ 11:27 pm )
*Lots of smiles*
“That was the last piece to that piece.”
Actually, I could almost get into it. Maybe it’s because my kiddos go to school in the hood now.
Glad Paul’s givin’ Him praise,
Miriam
Comment by Miriam (September 27, 2007 @ 11:33 pm )
Wow! First of all, what do you say about a video like that? Is it for real or just a joke? I don’t think I’ve ever seen something so ridiculous. And I turned it off before it got to 8:00. It made me shake my head and ask, “what?”. But it is defiantly something I’m going to share with my husband. He’ll get a kick out of it!
I understand about the ignoring of the “6 weeks, so soon” comment. While our pregnancies are different, 6 weeks out is not soon to me either. I tend to have looooong pregnancies (my children must prefer it in there or something) and equally long labors(at least it seems so at the time). Some women feel as big as an elephant. Not me. It’s the duration of the gestation that we have in common.
But heads up, girl. With this being #6, you know it won’t last forever. Yes, yes, yes easy words to say from my chair. I know. I’ve heard them enough times to know what your reaction might be (did I mention my pregnancies are long ones?). Praying for ya!
Jennifer
Comment by Jennifer D (September 27, 2007 @ 11:45 pm )
Absolutely hilarious, Amy!
Comment by Christine (September 28, 2007 @ 12:24 am )
Kristi, that is the best comment EVER.
Comment by Janet (September 28, 2007 @ 12:34 am )
Thanks, Amy. I have been looking for a new workout. This is just right!
Seriously, I am glad to read anything you write. I read your blog all the time, but rarely comment. Only because I never have anything interesting to add.
Your journey with God is very inspirational to me. He is using you in an amazing, yet humble, way.
Comment by Tina (September 28, 2007 @ 12:37 am )
I’m so sick I went back and watched 4:45-4:00.
Glad he got his mind back. Phew.
“C’mon Lucy”
Comment by Janet (September 28, 2007 @ 12:39 am )
It’s even funnier if you can imagine you, Amy and other pregnant ladies behind him as backup exercisers. LOL
Comment by April (September 28, 2007 @ 3:26 am )
Oh my gosh, Leslie, that nearly made me spit coffee all over my laptop - LOL!
Comment by Kerrie (September 28, 2007 @ 6:47 am )
Like he said, I felt a little something coming up from my tummy but it wasn’t praise, more like nausea…. and I am not even pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Ruth (September 28, 2007 @ 8:02 am )
Well, it made us laugh all night. The kids were dancing through their chores… “Bend Down! Pick it up!” They were planning thier own homeschool video. My teenage son had the WHOOP down pat.
Of course, these were the same children warbling and throwing grass on each other during the video of Jesus loves me from when Amy came to Kentucky. We’re just weird, I suppopse.
Eric and I spent at least 45 minutes last night doing the word problems from Singapore 3B. Some of them were really hard!!!
You would think 8 children was enough to keep me busy, but I guess I need a life.
Comment by Petersonclan (September 28, 2007 @ 8:37 am )
Hee hee hee. I LOVED IT! Your husband is a wise guy…
Comment by Holly (September 28, 2007 @ 8:50 am )
This made me and my hubby crack up this morning. That guy’s just a wee bit too flamboyant to be taken seriously as an exercise instructor! I’d end up laughing the whole time - but I guess at least my abs would get a good workout!
Comment by Shannon (September 28, 2007 @ 8:56 am )
20 years ago I actually went to Praise -a-robics.So chessy now looking back!!
Comment by Tammy (September 28, 2007 @ 10:04 am )
Dude, PAUL ROCKS!
Seriously? I need to laugh like that EVERY SINGLE DAY—and not laughing AT him, just laughing because I honestly admire anyone who is crazy enough to put it all out there without apology.
Work it OUT, BRO!
Comment by Elizabeth (September 28, 2007 @ 10:31 am )
p.s. if Greg likes making you laugh as much as my husband likes making me laugh I would say he just scored a home-run!
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My o’my.. suddenly I’m thankful that my husband isn’t one of those thoughtful, gift buying kind of guys
Comment by Sirena Wiebe (September 28, 2007 @ 12:48 pm )
All the kids are dying over here. The 9 yo was even trying to do the moves, but apparently, he isn’t “cool” either.. hehe.. In the middle of the video, did he say he had to pee??? We swear we heard that….
Comment by momanna98 (September 28, 2007 @ 1:06 pm )
OK, true confessions… who else besides me came back to see it again and join Paul in the groove?
Comment by Miriam (September 28, 2007 @ 1:47 pm )
Ok. I’ll confess. I went back. Had to see what I was missing. Woo-hoo! This man has enthusiasm!
Amy, I’m right with you in the 6 week countdown (give or take 2 weeks, right) ; ). I know it will sneak up on us and I’ve been trying hard to get some things done before baby comes…..
Good luck to you in the same!
Julie
Comment by Julie (September 28, 2007 @ 2:56 pm )
Yep.
This is insane, but thank you, Amy, for posting this! How funny, I can’t believe he’s serious. I mean, I hope not….
Comment by Stephanie (September 28, 2007 @ 3:00 pm )
that’s awesome!!
Comment by Mindy (September 28, 2007 @ 5:13 pm )
That is so funny. Your husband sounds like such a sensitive guy - Not.
I know it is hard when you are at the end of your pregnancy. I always think how unnatural birth is - like how will this huge thing get out of me, it just doesn’t seem right. My biggest baby was 11lbs and fortunately he was born at home (I have birthed 7 of my 11 children at home) where I had all of my normal pain management stuff handy.
Soon, you will be cradling, (not carrying within) your baby, and this will all seem like a bad dream.
Blessings,
Amanda Axelby
Australia
Comment by Amanda (September 28, 2007 @ 5:31 pm )
Amanda: did you say ELEVEN babies? ok, and here i thought i had a big family with numbers 4&5 on the way.
i’m already at the point where i’m telling people off, mostly nosy strangers who think i’m some idiot who doesn’t know where babies come from.
we live in a very urban area of southern california where people assume you’re a freak mutant if you have more than 2.5 children.
maybe i need to move to australia…

and do Paul’s workout everyday.
Comment by Elizabeth (September 28, 2007 @ 6:36 pm )
Um, has he been secretly watching me while I dance around the family room with the kids? Woo, my praise is funkae!
I am praying for you, Amy, as you near the end of your pregnancy (yes with six more weeks to go it feels like an eternity and it’s only us clueless ones who forget how long six weeks can be) and prepare for the arrival of your precious blessing.
Comment by Mary Beth (September 28, 2007 @ 11:16 pm )
I am convinced that this is the most loving gift of all. I believe your darling husband wants you to watch this over and over to free you from your fear of labour. I mean, seriously, nothing is quite as scary as such ‘funky praise’. I think I might just call this to mind while I’m in labour in February with #7. Pretty sure I could handle a few hours of labour easier than another 9 minutes of THAT!
Thanks for the laugh.
Barbara
Comment by Barbara (September 29, 2007 @ 9:46 am )
Hilarious! My praise might not be funky, but I’ll stick with T-Tapp.
Comment by Melissa (September 29, 2007 @ 10:57 am )
Just want to say for the record that I wasn’t snipping at ya’ll thinking 6 weeks was short. It really is in the scheme of things, but not to someone with myopic vision…
I would really like to stop thinking about myself, but it’s so hard to WHEN YOU CAN’T BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Amy Scott (September 29, 2007 @ 12:58 pm )
Well, we laughed until we cried here! We’re gonna be quoting lines here all day “Woo Hooo, give it up”
hahahahaha
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Um, oops. In regards to my statement of “us clueless” people I just realized it sounded like I was calling others clueless. I, purely, meant myself and was just being generic. I really hope that I didn’t sound like I was calling others clueless because that’s not what I meant. Open mouth insert foot!
Comment by Mary Beth (September 30, 2007 @ 4:41 am )
Oh boy, if my 39 week pregnant tummy would let me I’d be rolling on the floor and giggling my head off! There is no way I could take that seriously……although I seriously need to consider exercise once this little pickle arrives!
Comment by Susanna (October 1, 2007 @ 12:51 pm )
Dear Amy,
The song (if you can call 6 words repeated ad nauseum a song) in this video is stuck in my head. I hate you.
Love,
~Valerie
Comment by Valerie (Kyriosity) (October 2, 2007 @ 5:58 pm )
Oh Amy! You almost put ME into labor….I am feeling your pain although I AM NOW 3 DAYS LATE, I’VE GAINED 40 POUNDS, all of which is precariously centered on my pelvis, which I just know is going to break in half with every step…
Maybe if I actually got up and danced with Eugene my water would would break?
I have never seen anything so funny!
I was wondering how far along you were…hang in there!!!
Comment by Word Warrior-Kelly (October 3, 2007 @ 10:23 am )
Kelly,
3 days over! I’m sorry; I began getting stir crazy this week, and I still have 5 weeks to go.
You already know all the “tricks” though, I’m sure.
Comment by Amy Scott (October 3, 2007 @ 5:11 pm )
I can’t see the video, but I just wanted to say that I understand how long six weeks is!!! I just finished a really hard pregnancy, and it sounds like your problems and mine were similiar. But my sweet baby is two weeks old now, and it was all worth it.
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