The following post is not for the humor impaired. Please be warned. I love you all. (Well, mostly. If Osama is reading this, you are not included.)

Chocolate ice cream is an excellent dessert.

Of course, if you’re lactose intolerant, you might disagree about the excellence of chocolate ice cream and that is OK. Please write me an email about it. There are other excellent dessert choices for you. For example, there is All American Flag Dessert, Almond Cream, Almond Cream Filling for Cream Puffs, Almond Crunch Pudding, Almond Delights, Almond Ice Cream Cups, Almond Joy Dessert, Almond Lemon Tart, Amaretto Chocolate Pudding, Amaretto Mousse, Amaretto Torte, and Ambrosia Congealed Salad.

If the Ambrosia Congealed Salad isn’t your fancy, you can always try Ambrosia Salad #2, Ambrosia Salad #3, Ambrosia Salad #4, Ambrosia Salad #5, Ambrosia Salad #6, or Ambrosia Salad #7.

Moving on, there is also Angel Chocolate Parfait, Apple Brown Betty, Apple Buttered Rum Pudding with Apple Topping, Apple Butterscotch Tart, Apple Cobbler, Apple Cranberry Napoleans, Apple Cream Cheese Tort, Apple Crisp, Apple Crisp Parfaits, Apple Delight, Apple Dessert - Country, Apple Dumplings, Apple Dumplings #2, Apple Enchiladas, Apple-Gingerbread Cobbler-MW, Apple Macaroon Dessert, Apple-Nut Dessert, Apple Pan Dowdy, Apple-Pear Crisp, Apple Pie Parfait, Apple Pizza, Apple Rolls, Apple Snicker Salad, Apple Streusel, Apple Torte, Apple Turnovers, Applesauce Cream Cheese Salad, Applesauce Yogurt Dessert, Apricot Cheese Kugel, Apricot Coconut Balls, Apricot Salad, Apricot Turnovers, or Aquarium Jello …

There are many excellent dessert choices. I will begin with the B’s tomorrow. I was just saying that chocolate ice cream, in particular, is also excellent. There really are others that could be as well. I really just mean that chocolate ice cream is also excellent. I’m sorry to all the vanilla lovers. That could be your favorite, most excellent choice. It is not my intention to hurt you. Please accept my apologies. I like vanilla too. Chocolate is just… well… also excellent. However, if you have a cold-sensitive tooth or if you are on a diet, chocolate ice cream is not an excellent choice for you. Maybe you are caffeine sensitive, and there is caffeine in chocolate. You should be aware of that. There are other factors that might make this a bad choice for you. Please see your doctor, psychiatrist, or spiritual advisor for more information. I am not legally responsible for the statement, “Chocolate ice cream is an excellent dessert.” I mean, it might not be.

I often write in generalizations without qualifying everything because it is the better way to write. (That is a fact, not a generalization.) There is a risk of saying too much all the time. Why is that? One risks saying nothing at all. I try not to do that. That is bad. Of course, sometimes I fail in that regard, like the time….