Reflections from a church pianist
Friday, Dec 19, 2008
One of the things about playing the piano for so many years is that there are a lot of experiences under my belt. While other people manage to get better with their skill, I just try to get smarter. (It’s easier than practicing.) While acquiring skill is important, it is equally important to know how to handle it. Of course, this is true for a lot of things.
When I have a brain freeze at a bad time, I’ve got a special look for the other musicians that asks, “What are you people thinking, man?” It is the secret smirk. Every pianist has one. Then there is pentatonic scale to employ whenever you’re stuck (make sure you have the key straight first and hope that it isn’t B).
I memorize my music so when it falls during a page turn, I can play with one hand while sweeping the floor with my other. This takes forethought, true, but sometimes I forget the masking tape to hold the appropriate spots. I saw a virtuoso play last weekend and he didn’t use masking tape. He turned pages during the hard parts, and I just sat there in awe.
One time I was playing with a very accomplished violinist (I’m guessing all the good pianists were sick). I had a “moment” when I looked up and realized I had absolutely no idea where we were. Panic. So I let her have a solo and nodded approvingly. Finding the quindupletsuplet notes on the pages, I was able to resume my background noise to her masterpiece. But I’m just saying that a good strategy is to act like you meant to do it, and ignore the glare from your fellow musician.
Other than a flute and occasional violin, I was the go-to lady at our last church since you can’t sing the Doxology with just a flute. (Actually, you can and it’d be great, except that people think you can’t, and that is more important than the actual truth.) The church pianist, a moniker I facetiously donned only because it was better than being the pastor’s wife, is just a fancy way to say that now you’re never allowed to get sick. Ever.
If you have a Christmas program this year at your church, give your pianist cookies. She is under a lot of stress. She probably has the flu. The music is stacked up to her left elbow, and she just had to learn her 57th version of Silent Night. Be kind to her. She is hunched over for a reason, and it’s not so she can get a better view of the Baby Jesus coming down the aisle.
A few years ago, I was in the church office talking with our pastor. He was telling me how the last organist played, Love Me Tender for the offertory. I don’t make this stuff up. I am just saying that there is always a way to bless someone, even if it is only being appropriate with your gestures. If you can’t play harder, play smarter.
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Haha! I can definitely identify with this. This was a great laugh for my morning.
Comment by Kaylene (December 19, 2008 @ 1:35 pm )
Hi -
I have enjoyed your blog for a few months now. I am a soloist (and very bad pianist). You stole my trick! I smirk at my accompanist when I forget where I am! Apparently, we can never perform together.
I always give my accompanist a cookie goody…or flowers. A good pianist is priceless. You make us look good. And when you crescendo, we don’t sound too sickly on the high note in “Oh Holy Night”!
Holli T. - an aging singer
Comment by Holli T. (December 19, 2008 @ 1:42 pm )
Probably my most embarassing moment ever was when I was playing for a quintet at church, and two pages of music fell off the piano. As a side note, I was supposed to have a book but one of the five ladies left hers at home, made a copy for me, and handed it to me at the last second as she took my book. There were too many pages to fit well on the piano. My pastor’s wife was sitting up front, and I kept glaring and glancing at her to “PLEASE get up and come put those two pages back up on the piano before I get to that place in the music.” She kept looking at me like “What is your problem?” and she never budged. I can only imagine my facial expressions as I kept imploring her with my eyes to “PLEASE, help!!!!” Anyway, when we got to that place where the music dropped off, I thought “Here goes nothing!” I played on the best I could relying on memory. The ladies in the group weren’t too happy with me until someone told them later what happened. I also think it’s funny that the song they were singing is called “It Takes a Storm Now and Then” and it talks about the wind and rain which always reminds me of my music blowing off the piano. The embarassing part was just imagining the looks I must have been giving my pastor’s wife. That’s one of my embarassing moments–one of many
Comment by Karen (December 19, 2008 @ 1:59 pm )
A-men.
If ONLY the worship dude (yes, there’s a story there) at our last church had picked up on this.
Ode to the piles of music… When WD took over, he got rid of ALL written music. He changed the key of every song we had ever played, changed intros & bridges & endings and put E_V_E_R_Y thing into just words and guitar chords. The word nightmare comes to mind.
Thank God I can play piano by chord & plunk out the melody by ear if I know it well. But after awhile, all the songs start to sound alike.
It’s pitiful how we can turn one aspect of worship into a circus instead of what it was meant to be: worship. Right now I am blessed enough to only be playing piano for an Audience of One. I like it that way.
Comment by Janel (December 19, 2008 @ 2:17 pm )
hilarious. and I never mastered the art. I still flinch when I make a mistake. oh well. And I still remember the recital in high school where I wasn’t that prepared and I couldn’t get out of a first ending–just kept repeating and repeating and …. I’ve blotted out of my memory how I ever stopped.
Comment by Lois (December 19, 2008 @ 2:36 pm )
“Act like you meant to do it”–exactly, although I always say it as “Except in matters of life and death, act like you know what you’re doing, and nobody will know the difference. It’s all in the attitude.” (This is coming from an amatuer musician as well, but I think it applies to most things.
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Comment by Michelle (December 19, 2008 @ 3:10 pm )
Oh, this is nothing. My favorite is when worship leaders come and say “I like to lead this song that was sung by so-and-so, and here is the recording (with the professional singer and band and orchestral background) Can you play that? Oh, by the way, I don’t have any music either.”
Comment by Chin (December 19, 2008 @ 3:19 pm )
I’m a former church pianist. (chortle) The kiss of death for my playing was that evil thought that sometimes would run through my head (as I was playing along), then subsequently render me helpless: “How am I reading both the treble and bass lines at the same time?” Once that thought struck, it was time to call in Little Susie to play “I Would Like an Ice Cream Cone” or “Hot Cross Buns”–because I had lost all memory of how to play the piano. LOL
Comment by Cappy's Wife (December 19, 2008 @ 4:00 pm )
My most recent embarrassment as the church pianist (there are so many)? When someone in the congregation with a louder singing voice wouldn’t follow the song leader. I couldn’t keep up with the “new” tempo! Arghhh!!! (Do any other churches have “song leaders” out in the audience?)
Comment by HopiQ (December 19, 2008 @ 4:34 pm )
I am a member of a church that only sings acapella Psalms. I do not agree with the Scriptural arguments for exclusive Psalmody and no instruments, but I do treasure the practice.
My kids are playing piano in the Christmas program tonight. When I was asked if they would play, I said that they would as long as no one minded that it is not Christmas music. Their gift to everyone will be that they are playing pieces that they have worked on for months and the music is memorized, as opposed to less-complicated Christmas music that they only had time to work on for a month. At least my daughter will play a Christmas piece on cello.
Comment by Melissa (December 19, 2008 @ 4:47 pm )
This sounds really stressful. Have you ever considered adopting the Regulative Principle of Worship?
Comment by EmilyG (December 19, 2008 @ 6:42 pm )
I am so tickled to know that I’m not the only one with so many “experiences.” That didn’t sound humble of me. I really meant to say that I have many disasters under my belt.
I could begin a lot of conversations, “I am the FORMER church pianist” too.
Comment by Amy Scott (December 19, 2008 @ 7:40 pm )
OK - I think I have a story that will top the “Love Me Tender” offertory. I heard via my pastor husband who heard it from a priest. The priest was performing a wedding - and the groom said he’d do the music. The priest meant to ask what would he be singing but in the pre-wedding flurry he forgot. The practise was rushed so they skipped the music. Finally the wedding arrived - the bride started down the aisle and the groom began to sing “Having My Baby - What A Lovely Way of Saying How Much You Love Me” . . .You guessed it - she was in the family way.
Comment by Islandsparrow (December 19, 2008 @ 8:58 pm )
As a pastor’s wife who doesn’t play the piano, I am very grateful for those of you who do!!!!!
My 20 year old plays the piano at our church. He makes me laugh because he hasn’t quite mastered the “smirk” yet. In fact, he will laugh, turn red, and occasionally stop playing and start over with an embarrassed “Sorry….”
I think everybody is just grateful that they aren’t up their playing, as I wouldn’t have a clue how to do it.
Comment by momstheword (December 19, 2008 @ 9:52 pm )
They let you be a pastor’s wife without playing the piano?! Never heard of such a thing.
Comment by Amy Scott (December 19, 2008 @ 9:56 pm )
I’ll stick to Chopsticks, thank you, very much.
Comment by Tressa (December 20, 2008 @ 1:03 am )
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As a former Sunday School teacher and Wife of the Guy Who Operates the Sound and the Powerpoint, I understand well what it’s like to not be allowed sickness or travel. Now we moved to a system where one person does both services every other week, and I no longer teach, so we could actually get sick with advanced planning. My husband is now confident the service could run without him. (His previous assertion that it could not was, at several points, proven to be founded.
Comment by Young Christian Woman (December 20, 2008 @ 9:28 am )
OMG - this was so good for me to read. I just played for a funeral in which I decided at the last minute to “rearrange” my music for one song to avoid a page turn and in doing so moved the 2nd page of a different song elsewhere in my notebook. I was so perplexed as to what happened whilst playing and luckily I was able to go back to the top of page 1 and keep up with the singer. Also, at a wedding while the bride was coming down the aisle with her father, my last 2 pages of “Canon in D” blew off the piano onto the floor (the ceiling fan was not on during rehearsal, so I had no idea this was going to happen)and after many unusual facial gyrations, I finally cought the soloists attention and she got them back up on the piano just in time!! Whew! I think I could write a book about all the things that have happened to me. The last one I’ll write about here is how I LOVE it when a church memeber comes up and tells me the prelude sure was loud, only to be followed by another church member who says she could hardly hear the prelude and that I needed to turn up the volume!!! What is a pianist to do?!!!
Comment by Becky Keeney (December 20, 2008 @ 2:18 pm )
As a pianist of 13 yrs, I’m very good at making it up as I go. haha And if you play what you are “making up” with extra feeling and emotion, they think you are really good. I always figured they didn’t have to know the truth. Just as long as they were blessed…
Comment by Elisabeth (December 21, 2008 @ 9:30 pm )
I was inspired to post about my worst experience playing for a church service after reading this. It involved a wasp.
Pianist for Hire
Comment by Kaylene (December 21, 2008 @ 11:41 pm )
Pianists, organists, choir directors…
Just this last Sunday (the 14th) I was leading the kid’s concert and the two guys that were saying lines almost skipped a whole song– and not just any song, the song where the little ones were supposed to change from angels to the nativity scene.
Fortunately, Gabriel figured out why I was going crazy in the pit and said the necessary line to make the song “come alive”.
The only problem, the lead tried to skip a whole bunch of lines when I needed him to eat up time in the next dialog section. I was able to feed him right line then.
How crazy it gets!
Comment by MInTheGap (December 22, 2008 @ 12:10 pm )
That was so funny! It was almost as funny as reading all the comments by the other pianists! Thanks for my laugh of the day. I have played the piano for over 30 years, many of them in church. I haven’t played regularly in church for about 5 years, though. As I sat watching this past Sunday morning’s Christmas music, I was feeling nostalgic and wishing I was up there–reading about all the faux pas cured me (at least for a while)! I had many moments that are funny in retrospect, but that made me want to fall through the floor at the time. I do wish churches would go back to using actual music instead of chords. I can play using the chords, but then why did my mother spend thousands of dollars on lessons? I can play anything . . . as long as there’s printed music. If only the band would appreciate that talent! Anyway, thanks for the laugh. I’ll probably chuckle again as I play for friends on Christmas Eve!
Comment by Bethany L. (December 22, 2008 @ 3:56 pm )
As a fellow pianist, I loved this
And as an organist, that’s even harder … I play at a Lutheran church once a month, and (probably because it’s a more liturgical/high church tradition) I am playing something or other probably every 3 minutes throughout the service except for during the sermon (unless I accidentally hit a pedal). I don’t think most people appreciate the concentration involved.
Comment by Susan (December 23, 2008 @ 5:46 am )